I had an idea and figured I'd try it. This is just a writing prompt but I might step in to answer questions if desired. You can bring yourself or an OC. Depending on turnout I could probably make this a series.

Your coworkers have invited you to an office party. There is food provided. One of the dishes is a bowl of what are clearly Yoshi eggs. If you pick one up and shake it, you can feel the insides are solid. What do you do?

I'd invent a new kind of glue that allows me to walk up and down any surface

I would wait for someone else to do something first because I am not just going to crack one of those open. Maybe I would ask what kind of eggs they are, but I feel like I would be scared at the answer

I have a unique situation. I have 1 coworker. But for the sake of this I will assume it is a party with more people who have brought dishes. I would be wary since it is a large egg. A hard boiled egg at an event… If it was deviled then yes. But just plain hard boiled and apparently still in the shell bc I can tell it’s a yoshi egg? Well I wouldn’t eat that. Very inelegant to take whole mouthful bites of egg.

how big are the eggs

i would be beelining for an empty paper plate or a sink to break it open over btw

(Today, 02:01 AM)huckleton Wrote: how big are the eggs

Your choice, but I imagined emu sized.

Ok this might be a hammer affair it might put me off from trying to break it on my own. this would become a group project