This is my thread compiling my ongoing efforts to amuse King Skarl and King Hagan.

King Skarl when he sees me walking into the room

Jokes

Q: "What do you get a loyal Selket unlike paying a visit with The Esophagor?"
A: "A wand of striped Krawkadon scarab diaries!"
923/1000 and a Bowl of Yuck

Q: " will you call Dr Sloth?"
A: "You shouldn't !"
154/1000

Q: "How can you stop ?"
A: "You can't a !"
612/1000

Q: "How do you call upon Cheat!?"
A: "By offering him a pile of green green burger s!"
696/1000 and a Chicken Leg Surprise

Q: "When shouldn't you trust a blueberry ?"
A: "When it's a bag of blueberry Cherryberry berry berries!"
408/1000

Q: "What should you call an Aisha that has eaten too much streaky bacon?"
A: "A streaky meatball !"
I forgot to save the score but I did not get a laugh.

Q: "What is another name for a friendly ?"
A: "A happiness sweetie !"
261/1000

Q: "What are you do if you're a Poogle in the Poogle Races?"
A: " a furry car !"
390/1000

Q: "What would you get a a bad case of Floppy Tongue?"
A: " the ultimate lollypop !"
213/1000

Q: "What does the Kiko say to Cheat!?"
A: "You a green ball !"
571/1000

Wisdom

"You can do a lot worse than an avocado"
931/1000 and a Mote Encyclopedia

"A wise friend once told me that a friend is like a friendly"
852/1000

"It's a sad day when you can no longer trust the Rock"
161/1000

"I've always said that a friend is like a green Abominable Snowball"
358/1000

Today's wisdom

"Pity those who underestimate the power of a lemon "
I got 935/1000, a Scroll of the Clouds, 30,579 Neopoints, AND the King Hagan avatar.

Today's joke

Will I be so lucky with Skarl? This is the first time I've bothered going for the avatar joke requirement.

Q: "What do you do if fierce Peophins has eaten too much tin of olives?"
A: "You got the curse of lemon s!"
246/1000. Damn it all.

This thread is so awesome. I hope you get that jester avatar because you deserve it.

I guess the news of dangerous lemons hasn't spread to Meridell yet, though...