Peeps has announced their new flavors for 2024:

• Peeps Rice Krispies Treats Flavored Marshmallow Chicks (Walmart exclusive)
  
• Peeps ICEE Blue Raspberry Flavored Marshmallow Chicks (Target exclusive)
  
• Peeps Sour Strawberry Flavored Marshmallow Chicks (Kroger exclusive)
  
• Peeps Delights S’mores Graham Cracker Flavored Marshmallow Chicks Dipped in Milk Chocolate
  

I have no Kroger stores in my area so I'm basically fucked, it's only a matter of time before I make a Harry Du Bois-tier spectacle of myself in public.

If you weren't around for the 2022 Peeps stream, I'd like to archive it (blog post?) at some point, but I think this drawing I did at the time sums it up best:

If you find the Sour Strawberry Peeps it is your moral obligation to tell me how they are. Especially because I don't know if Paula will allow me to do a Peeps 2024.

I miss the Peeps Hell so much. I felt SO sick afterward. But it was hilarious. I cannot wait to try these new ones, I wonder how completely unremarkable the Rice Krispies ones will be. It's...just marshmallow, right? That's the only flavor it could be?? I guess it could have some kind of weird butter flavor or something, but it'll surely just all dissolve into the marshmallow sugar flavor of a regular Peep.