Moving the Blog: Because fuck Automattic

I am using this as an opportunity to really dust off the blog and rewrite some beloved old posts, which means I'm going through each one manually. This does, however, mean things has been slow work. Especially since I am doing this totally from scratch. So I am compromising and publishing updates in chunks instead of leaving the blog offline for months to come.

I could use all the support I can get here, folks, cos in the end on top of trying to move away from Patreon I'm basically shooting myself in the feet and making new better feet just because I hate Tumblr THAT much. I hope this is worth it. Please god

posting to voice interest in the blog having an rss feed again at some point, no rush of course but the interest Is There

ok it's been a week and I haven't re-added the rss feed . but I have a lot on my plate so

MORE BLOG I made myself some scripts to make this whole process faster and easier for me. Now we are getting into seasonally appropriate posts (Lie)

And Cool I only just noticed the "Posted by brilokulojon" on the front page I'll fix it later. please god I just need sleep one day

some more throwback articles, gonna start actually listing them in this thread as they get added now that they've been knocked off the front page

I spent most of today working on a script to make this conversion process faster so hopefully I'll be able to churn out more going forward. I'd like to turn it into a daily event if I wasn't in a state of agony.

So, fun fact, this was Eggware's very first Halloween season and started the tradition of me playing ~spooky~ ~nightmare fuel~ video games every year. I have a soft spot for these articles, they were admittedly pretty sensationalist, but... c'mon man, we were 10 years younger.

Kind of funny to see it sandwiched in between yet another article about Popeyes' homogeneous but gloriously affordable chicken boxes. IT'S NOT FAIR

bro I was gonna fix that last post but I opened it up and the code looks like this somehow and I just.. I just can't right now

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