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***brilokuloj*** · 08-03-2024, 02:23 PM

The Flame Shirt Timeline

Me standing outside my house

It’s another beautiful evening in Hell, and I am ready to make loads of money.

I find a shirt in the dumpster labeled Flame Shirt

I put it on. It looks amazing.

AW YEAH! Check out my awesome shirt I got in the GARBAGE! Now I can sell all these other stupid shirts!

I go to Tom Nook’s store and stare at the colorful kiddie couch

I swing on over to Tom Nook’s and eye this beautiful couch. The kiddie furniture was always my favorite, but it’s even better than I remembered it.

Then the worst happens.

I can’t move. I can’t leave. Something about the kiddie couch has sucked me into its orbit.

The game is frozen.

Now I have to talk to Resetti

The flame shirt no longer exists at the dump

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Moving on

I talk to Gabi the rabbit

I try to make small-talk with a new neighbor, but I’m tormented by the parallel universe that was wrenched cruelly from my hands. It’s not fair. It’s just not fair.

Everyone is at the fishing tournament

Today is the fishing tourney, which would be super duper awesome if I had a fishing rod, but I don’t.

Nate Wrote:If I'm remembering correctly, this is a good spot, yawwwn. I caught some good ones last year!

Pinky Wrote:All the bass in this pond swim away at the smallest noise!

Quetzal Wrote:Will! The fish I'm gonna catch, it's gonna be so big that I'm gonna need you to help me carry it!

Everyone seems so happy. It’s like they don’t even know I lost the most epic tee shirt of all time.

Mail

To Tom: You gotta get me out of here. I’m so scared! Send meat products! From Will.

To Nate: Asshole. From Will.

To Maple: Taco Bell Baja Blast with no ice Cheesy Gordita Crunch Fiesta Potatoes Beefy Five Layer Burrito Pickup order for Will. From Will.

To Amelia: (long pause) Slime man. From Will.

To Quetzal: A lot of of key emojis. Solve the wizard’s keys! A bunch of smiley faces and a skull. Spot the skull! Lightning bolt. From Will.

To Pinky: To Pinky. From Will. From Will.

Pelly tells me that they don’t have room for any more letters.

Dinosaur Summer

Hey, the museum is a great way to make money, right? I’ll just identify all my fossils and flip them back to Nook for a fantastic profit.

Blathers tells me I will have to mail my fossils to the museum.

Blathers says: What we have here, when we cut to the quick, is a rather large, expensive, and thoroughly empty box.

are you kidding me

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