I had an idea and figured I'd try it. This is just a writing prompt but I might step in to answer questions if desired. You can bring yourself or an OC. Depending on turnout I could probably make this a series.

Your coworkers have invited you to an office party. There is food provided. One of the dishes is a bowl of what are clearly Yoshi eggs. If you pick one up and shake it, you can feel the insides are solid. What do you do?

Panera Releases New Marketing Campaign, ‘It Just Meals Good’

Quote:“At Panera, we’re focused on serving high-quality, craveable food that fits every moment of our guests’ lives. ‘It Just Meals Good’ is a celebration of the delicious flavors and meals that make Panera the perfect choice for any mood—whether it’s a quick lunch, a cozy dinner, going on a date, a little time for yourself, or just a well-earned treat. It’s not just about our incredible menu—it’s about the everyday moments that make a meal feel special and worth savoring. We’re thrilled to bring this campaign to life, marking an exciting step forward in how we connect with our guests.” — Mark Shambura, Chief Marketing Officer, Panera Bread

“With ‘It Just Meals Good,’ we’re not just talking about food — we’re celebrating those moments when a meal feels like more. It’s comfort, connection, and joy all in one bite. This bold reintroduction of Panera taps into that universal feeling in a way that’s fresh, vibrant, and culturally in tune. We wanted to create something that feels like your favorite playlist — eclectic, energetic, and full of good vibes. Huge credit goes to the Panera team for embracing this creative leap and trusting us to reignite the brand in a way that feels both nostalgic and entirely new.” — Peter Hughes, Group Creative Director, 72andSunny New York

I don't know, guys. It sounds like they got some help from Burger Jones on this one.

I'm getting back into Flight Rising so I wanted a thread for it.

And this is my thread, so I'd like to keep it neutral-to-positive. I don't know what's up with how pet games always have the most toxic player bases imaginable, but this is not a space to bitch about how you hate the new genes and the staff is lazy and Plague flight needs to be removed or whatever. Make your own thread, or better yet, take that shit to Tumblr confessionals.

What it freakin' says.

I'll get around to it whenever

If there's anything I've enjoyed writing when times are hard it's bullshit food recipes.

Banana Peanut Butter

• 1 banana
• 1 equivalent unit of peanut butter

Eat out of a bowl with a spoon.

I used to make a "hot dog" by slicing a banana and filling it with peanut butter and chocolate syrup. I've dropped the chocolate syrup and learned that by the time it makes its way into my mouth it really doesn't matter what shape it's in. I might make myself a banana dog for my birthday though.

JK Rowling criticised for comments about asexuality (CW: truly heinous rhetoric)

Quote:In further comments underneath the original post, Rowling doubled down on her views, writing, “At this point, it’s quicker to list who isn’t under the queer umbrella than who is,” and “I want an International Bored Of This Shit day.”

She also wrote “how do asexual people know whether they’re gay or straight, I wonder?”

This is also the day that I learned JKR has black mold in her house.

Making a thread at this point so that I'm not just sending all this crap to my Discord server lol

Yummy?

Just making a thread for this so I can bump it later.

Some stuff I'm hoping to tackle next:

• Jujinka & Summer festival
  
• Free dreams offered in the Patch Archives
  
• Some more maps from Furcish Download Heaven
  

Speaking of, I was thinking it might be nice to cover the whole contents of the Patch Archive, but I don't know necessarily how relevant that would be... there's some really wild stuff in there, though...

welcome to the funny day

• King St. Bee Bot has been downgraded to Artificial Unintelligence
  
• Reddit is doing some sort of game I guess
  
• Build a Bear is selling a (real) Emo Axolotl
  
• Wet Dry World implements bees and Peggle Nights