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Cookie Num Num I have 4 less bones
Posted by: brilokuloj - 04-02-2024, 01:33 AM - Forum: General Discussion - Replies (3)

Info

  • They removed 4 of my bones

Feel free to offer condolences or flowers or help with funeral costs

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Normal What the hell is happening to Panera Bread?
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-31-2024, 12:00 AM - Forum: Blog - Replies (5)

What the hell is happening to Panera Bread?

Featuring a new collage by moi after 5 million years Fuck Art

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  [IC] The Library's Computer Room
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-25-2024, 09:56 PM - Forum: Eggcraft 4.0 - No Replies

[Image: computer_room.png]

The library is now open! Welcome to the computer room!


I was asked at one point for an Eggcraft casual RP thread, but I'd like forum RP to have some "physicality" to it,  especially if we're assuming that characters are communicating remotely, so this is the room it takes place in.

Assume that every character has access to this thread, and maybe some other sites if you think they'd be really funny. The rest of the internet is blocked by parental controls, but if your character is tech-savvy I don't think the Mayor is going to stop you from unlocking them.

THAT SAID, by nature of this being a casual thread, I would rather not open the "Minecraft is a video game?" can of worms here. You can make your own thread for that if you must.

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  The Roleplay Update
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-18-2024, 02:39 AM - Forum: Announcements - Replies (3)

Been wanting to roleplay but don't want to have to keep re-introducing your one-off characters? I've got the tool for you!

  1. Upload a character here (small square icons preferred)
  2. Write a brief description if you want
  3. Use its numeric ID (in the url), like the code below:
Code:
[profile=1]

Billy

[He/it] Billy he's the animal

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  KSB Bot
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-17-2024, 12:50 AM - Forum: Works - Replies (16)

King St. Bee Hey Guys

You can put suggestions here for toys, new functionality, etc for the King St. Bee Discord bot

I will also use this area as a changelog for future updates until I set up the fucking manual

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Spyro casual forum roleplay interest check
Posted by: huckleton - 03-16-2024, 08:12 PM - Forum: General Discussion - Replies (25)

i have been interested in light forum roleplay but it's hard to get a group or keep it going. still i would like to try something for the fun of it. i am mostly thinking a continuous thread with possible branch threads if they are needed

thinking some kind of continuous, collaborative worldbuild; you can do character actions of course but also we can work together to flesh out the world and establish contexts for future characters. also would like to open the possibility of making it easy to throw most types of characters into it whether they're pre-existing guys you have on hand or not

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Minecraft Build: The Dig (Skeleton Farm)
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-11-2024, 12:02 AM - Forum: Eggcraft 4.0 - Replies (1)

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Located at -487.46 ~ 1365

Still not quite done (need to spawnproof, etc...) but taking a break for nowww. Mostly reserving this post for later

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Scrooge Moving the Blog: Because fuck Automattic
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-08-2024, 02:31 AM - Forum: Blog - Replies (14)

And the ultimate bloging begins

I am using this as an opportunity to really dust off the blog and rewrite some beloved old posts, which means I'm going through each one manually. This does, however, mean things has been slow work. Especially since I am doing this totally from scratch. So I am compromising and publishing updates in chunks instead of leaving the blog offline for months to come.

I could use all the support I can get here, folks, cos in the end on top of trying to move away from Patreon I'm basically shooting myself in the feet and making new better feet just because I hate Tumblr THAT much. I hope this is worth it. Please god

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Gun Nintendo vs Piracy
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-04-2024, 10:18 PM - Forum: Eggy News - Replies (12)

Nintendo hates citrus fruit (goodbye Yuzu and Citra)


Nintendo wins $2.4M in Switch emulator lawsuit, Yuzu to shut down

Quote:Makers of Nintendo Switch emulator Yuzu owe Nintendo $2.4 million after reaching a settlement with the Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom developer, following a lawsuit over the open-source emulator just last week. Both Nintendo and Tropic Haze, the company behind Yuzu, filed for a final judgment and permanent injunction on Monday, according to court documents, after Nintendo accused the Yuzu makers of copyright infringement, circumvention of Nintendo’s Switch protections, and selling those circumvention technologies as Yuzu, among other things.

Nintendo 3DS emulator Citra taken offline as collateral damage in Yuzu lawsuit settlement

Quote:The developers of Nintendo Switch emulator Yuzu entered a surprise settlement with Nintendo on Monday, agreeing to pay the game company $2.4 million in damages and cease development and distribution of the emulator. Now, as a result of that settlement, Citra—a 3DS emulator that shared developers with Yuzu—has also been taken offline.

Gotta be real with you, this sucks major ass. I don't have much to say here because I don't wanna get too doomer on it and this is a bit depressing for li'l ol' me.

I need to make more posts about new things being put into the world...

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Minecraft Rainbow Corner
Posted by: brilokuloj - 03-03-2024, 04:47 AM - Forum: Eggcraft 4.0 - Replies (3)

Welcome to Rainbow Corner!

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Rainbow Corner is the free premade player housing area, for players who aren't so up to making their own houses or just want to have a base close to spawn.

  • First come, first serve. Just be nice about it. If someone says they want a house first then don't take it right away.
  • If you want a house in a specific color or style you can special request it.
  • You're free to customize the house as much as you want, but please don't claim a spot just to demolish it. I'll be opening blank lots soon in the same area!
  • New to Eggcraft 4.0: you now have an allotted 4 chunks (2x2), designated by the spruce fence, instead of just having to sort of guess where your boundaries are. You can press F3+G to view chunk boundaries. In general I doubt this will be a huge problem anyway, but if you're looking to make a basement, here's how you can keep track of where "your base" is.

House Styles

[Image: house_styles.png]

So far I have Big House, Medium House Big Yard, and Two-Story. I am planning on making a Small House and some throwback builds. If you have a specific vision you can't build on your own, feel free to share!

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