This is my thread compiling my ongoing efforts to amuse King Skarl and King Hagan.
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King Skarl when he sees me walking into the room
Jokes
Q: "What do you get a loyal Selket unlike paying a visit with The Esophagor?"
A: "A wand of striped Krawkadon scarab diaries!"
923/1000 and a Bowl of Yuck
Q: " will you call Dr Sloth?"
A: "You shouldn't !"
154/1000
Q: "How can you stop ?"
A: "You can't a !"
612/1000
Q: "How do you call upon Cheat!?"
A: "By offering him a pile of green green burger s!"
696/1000 and a Chicken Leg Surprise
Q: "When shouldn't you trust a blueberry ?"
A: "When it's a bag of blueberry Cherryberry berry berries!"
408/1000
Q: "What should you call an Aisha that has eaten too much streaky bacon?"
A: "A streaky meatball !"
I forgot to save the score but I did not get a laugh.
Q: "What is another name for a friendly ?"
A: "A happiness sweetie !"
261/1000
Q: "What are you do if you're a Poogle in the Poogle Races?"
A: " a furry car !"
390/1000
Q: "What would you get a a bad case of Floppy Tongue?"
A: " the ultimate lollypop !"
213/1000
Q: "What does the Kiko say to Cheat!?"
A: "You a green ball !"
571/1000
Wisdom
"You can do a lot worse than an avocado"
931/1000 and a Mote Encyclopedia
"A wise friend once told me that a friend is like a friendly"
852/1000
"It's a sad day when you can no longer trust the Rock"
161/1000
"I've always said that a friend is like a green Abominable Snowball"
358/1000
babu baba baby
