Needleminder

[brilokuloj]

I actually just realized that the dream I had today was extremely significant:

was dreaming that i had found a dvd copy of shrek in my house. sat down to watch it. bc its fucking shrek it owns

anyway i havent actually watched shrek in a while so in this dream i had forgotten that most of the music was not sung by the characters, had reconceived it more as a dreamworks trolls-style jukebox musical

and anyway, any single time there was a song, the audio track switched to french and could not be switched back until the song was over
in the dream i was having a fucking laughing fit

oh my god i got another fucking spam call and it reminded me that in my dream i was getting a spam call and i answered it while standing RIGHT next to the tv as it was playing shrek and just stood there expressionless emotionless as the spam caller received a crispy shrek audio experience.

Happy birthday Alex. You get a Hostess Cupcake and French Shrek