I looooove out-of-context video game changelogs, especially for those super violent tile-based games. They paint such a harrowing view of their world. I figured we could use a thread for them, after I saw some of the recent Goonstation updates:
- Players will once again lose their shit upon being filled with/covered in ants
- Walking through fluid puddles will now expose your shoes to them. Acid WILL melt your Jordans.
- Big Chicken Evolution Refactor. Please report anything strange IMMEDIATELY.
- New Enby-flag-colored chicken!
- Eating sponge capsules and then drinking water will now cause them to expand into animals, causing stomach damage in the process. Syndicate sponge capsules are significantly more dangerous.
- Sponge capsules can now be force-fed to other people.
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