Tomodachi Purgatory

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Somewhere in the world, a Billy digs his Totally Legal 3DS out and takes a look…

After seeing the worst glitch I’ve ever seen in my life…

Ahh, it’s like old times!

What’s everyone up to?

Hey, it’s news from Krim!

Stretchy-Face Challenge
Fast Guy took part in a wacky new Island Challenge event.
The How-Far-Can-You-Stretch-Your-Face Competition ended with fewer injuries than expected.

oh jesus fucking christ

Fast Guy took up the challenge despite the concerns of onlookers.
He had a strong start and came close to breaking a world record.
Unfortunately, he was one inch short, and the challenge ended in failure.
Face stretching is highly dangerous, so please don't try this at home.

We asked some islanders for their thoughts on the matter.

I was almost interested in that.

You should have come to me about this first. I have the inside scoop!

Thanks for watching!

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“I don’t get paid enough to see this shit,” Eggle catches themself thinking.

iCrunch is rolling on the floor in romantic agony, as you do.

I’m not sure what to do… I have feelings for FUNNY. I’ve got to tell her!

“Dude, isn’t she already in a relationship? You KNOW polyamory is illegal here.”

iCrunch: I see… I suspected as much.

“This isn’t my problem, I’m way too busy for this,” Eggle asserts, and walks away to make the long-requested ‘QR Code’ clones of the islanders that can be sent all across the internet.

Not their best idea to date.