THE TRANSPHOBIA CONTINUES

***brilokuloj*** · 06-15-2024, 06:49 PM

The Animal Crossing title screen

Ahh, Animal Crossing. When’s the last time you thought about the original Gamecube game? OK, if you’re on these forums you probably think about it daily. My bad.

K K Slider asks if you’re ready to live on your own.

Animal Crossing is, and has always been, about moving out and being independent. These themes were completely lost on me as a kid, who saw it more like a little demented dollhouse I was playing with.

On the train to my new home, a cat named Rover makes fun of my name, which is just Will.

Rover says “You’re going to Hell?”

CLASSIC public transportation moment: some asshole sits next to you, clocks you as trans, drops a microaggression, and immediately starts trying to proselytize

Stepping out of the train, a monkey announces that we are now arriving at Hell.

Well, whatever. If I’m going to Hell before I die I might as well find a comfortable place to live.

Tom Nook, a raccoon, says that he has a house I can move into right away.

I’ve already got a house AND a fat bitch! Life CAN be dream!

I walk up to the house and go inside.

It looks like a dirty basement and it is the size of a walk-in closet.

hmm i think i am going to be murdered in here perhaps

Tom Nook makes fun of me and laughs at me for being short.

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