Funniest changelogs
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I looooove out-of-context video game changelogs, especially for those super violent tile-based games. They paint such a harrowing view of their world. I figured we could use a thread for them, after I saw some of the recent Goonstation updates:

  • Players will once again lose their shit upon being filled with/covered in ants
  • Walking through fluid puddles will now expose your shoes to them. Acid WILL melt your Jordans.
  • Big Chicken Evolution Refactor. Please report anything strange IMMEDIATELY.
  • New Enby-flag-colored chicken!
  • Eating sponge capsules and then drinking water will now cause them to expand into animals, causing stomach damage in the process. Syndicate sponge capsules are significantly more dangerous.
  • Sponge capsules can now be force-fed to other people.

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Funniest changelogs - by brilokuloj - 06-16-2024, 03:29 AM

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